Bad meets evil by: Eminem

I reckon you ain't familiar with these here
parts
You know, there's a story behind that there
saloon
Twenty years ago, two outlaws took this
whole town over
Sheriffs couldn't stop 'em, quickest damn
gun slinger I've ever seen
Got murdered in cold blood, that ol' saloon
there was their lil' home
Away from home, they say the ghosts of bad
and evil still live
In that tavern and on a quiet night, you can
still hear the footsteps of Slim Shady and
Royce Da Five-Nine
I don't speak, I float in the air wrapped in a
sheet
I'm not a real person, I'm a ghost trapped in
a beat
I translate when my voice is read through a
seismograph
And a noise is bred, picked up and
transmitted through Royce's head
Trapped him in his room, possessed him
and hoist his bed
Till the evilness flows through his blood like
poisonous lead
Told him each one of his boys is dead
I asked him to come to the dark side, he
made a choice and said
Who hard? yo I done heard worse
We can get in two cars and accelerate at
each other
To see which one'll swerve first
Two blind bandits panic, whose mental
capacity holds
That of a globe on top of nine other planets
Kissed the cheek of the devil, intelligence
level is hellier than
Treble peakin' on speakers in the ghetto
Dismissal, I'm not a fair man, disgraced the
race of a atheist
Intercepting missiles wit my bare hands like
a patriot
One track sliced without swords, I buried
the Christ corpse
In my past life when the black knight
mounted the white horse
And stay over-worked, its like the Nazis in
the nations
Collaborating, attemptin' to take over the
earth
'Cuz this is what happens when bad meets
evil
We hit the trees till we look like Vietnamese
people
He's evil, and I'm bad like Steve Segal
Above the law 'cuz I don't agree wit police
either
We ain't eager to be legal
So please leave me with the keys to your
jeep eagle
I breathe ether in three amounts
When I stab myself in the knee with a
diseased needle
Releasin' rage on anybody in squeezing
range
Cold enough to make the seasons change
into freezing rain
He's insane, no I'm not, I just want to shoot
up
And I'm pissed off 'cuz I can't find a decent
vain
The disaster wit dreads
I'm bad enough to commit suicide and
survive long enough
To kill my soul after I'm dead
When in danger it's funny actually my
flavor's similar to a waiter
'Cuz I serve any stranger with money
I spray a hundred, man until they joint
chains
While slippin' bullets at point blank range
like they was punches
Piss on a flag and burn it, murder you then
come to your funeral
Serve this lobbyist, strangle your body then
confirm you
Whippin' human ass, throwin' blows
crackin' jaws
Wit my fists wrapped in gauze, dipped in
glue and glass
I'm blazin' MC's, at the same time amazin'
MC's
Somehow MC's ain't that eye-brow raisin' to
me
From all of angles of us, flash a mack loud
enough
To cast a avalanche and bust till volcanoes
erupt
Hello? Billy, aiyyo what's up
We're comin' to get you
Stop, they know it's us
I used to be a loudmouth, remember me?
I'm the one who burned your house down
Well I'm out now, and this time
I'm comin' back to blow your house up
And I ain't gone leave you a window to
jump out of
Give me two fat tabs and three shrooms
And you won't see me like fat people in
steam rooms
And when I go to hell and I'm gettin ready
to leave
I'ma put air in a bag and charge people to
breathe
'Cuz this is what happens when bad meets
evil
And we hit the trees till we look like
Vietnamese people
He's Evil, and I'm Bad like Steve Segal
Against peaceful, see you in hell for the
sequel
We'll be waitin', See you in hell
Wall Street, Royce Da Five-Nine, Slim Shady
See you in hell for the sequel, bye bye
Bad meets evil, what? Till next time
{And so that's the story when bad meets evil
Two of the most wanted individuals in the
county
Made Jesse James and Billy the Kid look like
law-abiding citizens
It's too bad they had to go out the way they
did
Got shot in the back comin' out of that ol'
saloon
But their spirits still live on till this day
Wait, did y'all hear that?}